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Trick or Treat
by ~rurik36
A Maple StoryTwas outside of the Free Market, and Rurik had brand new gear.   New armour, knuckles, cape and rings, which went into his ear.   “mesos plz!1!111!” a noob did whine, drawing the pirate's eye.   “Beat it noob, and earn your own.” was his simple reply.   
 “mesos plz!1!111!” he tried again, not hearing what was said.   “I said no, and no I meant!” the pirate's face burned red.   He turned to leave, the noob did follow, continuing his baleful plea.   But Rurik would not cave, nor give “I said no, now leave me be!”  & A Maple Story
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Mettie.VIR Prologue Part IIIMettie.VIR Prologue Part III   
Moaning, the girl slowly made her way to her feet, using her pickaxe for support. "Ugh... I need to stop doing this." Opening her eyes, she looked around. "What in the..." It  was unlike any part of the cyberworld she had ever seen. "Great, now where am I?"   
"That, would be my home." said a man calmly walking into the room, holding two mugs. "Cocoa?"   
The girl spun, her pickaxe ready. "Back off! I'll have no tricks out of you!" Looking him over she saw he wore a pink shirt, and blue jeans, his hair was long and white and he had pale skin. "Just what kind of Navi are y Mettie.VIR Prologue Part III
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Mettie.VIR Prologue Part IIMettie.VIR Prologue Part II   
"Ugh... Wh-Where am I?" she said as she slowly made her way to her knees. "Wha..?" Looking down at herself, what she saw made her scream. Her body, once almost non-existent, was now that of a somewhat pudgy, adult Net Navi. With a long, blonde pony tail, she wore a short, white, low cut dress with a pink cross on the chest that matched her helmet, and white boots to complete the outfit. "Wha-What happened to me?! I-I'm a navi? But how? This has got to be some kind of dream, no, a nightmare! I'll just pinch myself and everything will be back to normal! OW! Ok, this isn't a dream. But then, how..."   Mettie.VIR Prologue Part II
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Laws that need to be passed.

Tue Aug 18, 2009, 10:10 AM
  • Mood: Dominance
1: Breathing is a privilege, not a right.

2: The gene pool needs to be chlorinated... heavily.

3: Retroactive birth control. Just imagine how much better off the world would have been had Hitler's parents had him aborted at age 16 when they realized he was a batshit crazy genocidal bastard.

4: A Krispy Kreme on every corner, open 24/7, with fresh signature honey glazed doughnuts at all times. For free.

5: Rapers of childhood memories should have large spiked objects shoved up their asses. I'm looking at you Michael Bay!

6: 4Kids must release the complete Ultimate Muscle series on DVD, and then never touch any other show. EVER!

7: Children must be kept on leashes in public. With muzzles.

8: Children are not to be allowed in restaurants, movie theaters, stores, or anywhere else they could possibly annoy me.

9: Proper grammar must be used at all times, that means no typing like a brain dead chimp, you chimps!

10: Whatever I say, goes.

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  • Interests: Tech, fantasy RPGs, anime, cooking, and annoying people who try to force their beliefs on me.
  • Favourite movie: The Last Starfighter and the Evil Dead trilogy
  • Favourite band or musician: Pink Floyd
  • Favourite genre of music: Pretty much anything, so long as I like the song.
  • Favourite artist: Sage-of-Winds
  • Favourite poet or writer: Poet: My beloved Gaia of course. Writer: Stephen King and Mercedes Lackey
  • Favourite style of art: ANime/Manga/Chibi
  • Operating System: Windows 2000 Pro
  • Favourite game: Currently addicted to Morrowind
  • Favourite gaming platform: PC
  • Favourite cartoon character: Rumisiel from Misfile
  • Personal Quote: REPENT ALL YE INFADELS! BOW BEFORE THE GREAT LORD ISHKIBIBBLE, OR FACE HIS HAMSTERY WRATH!
  • Tools of the Trade: Whatever word processing program is at hand, warped & twisted mind.

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=Moonstar-Legand Mar 6, 2009, 7:52:14 PM
Thanks for the fave! <3

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STEPHENIE MEYER uses TWILIGHT!
It's super effective!
MOONSTAR-LEGAND'S I.Q. dropped by over 9000 points!
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~bluestreak777 Sep 17, 2007, 2:47:39 PM
Same with me. If it weren't for people trying to force their beliefs on me I'd have no reason to annoy people. Woe is me. XD

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333, cause I'm only HALF evil
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~ghostlemur Sep 17, 2007, 11:23:15 AM
I AM YOUR 700th PAGEVIEW.


BE HAPPY.

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Stop throwing shit at my house you little punks.
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Mood: Lmao ~WeepingBlackDragon Apr 14, 2007, 8:16:41 PM
Hee, I am having too much fun posting things.. Soon, my area will be overfilled with lovely crap of my art! LMAO :deviation:

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Do not stand at my grave and weep. I am not there, I do not sleep.
~lilmermaid-club
:iconmoonstar-legand:
=Moonstar-Legand Feb 5, 2007, 5:30:12 PM
-GASP-
You've been tag'd.
Details in mah journal.
xD

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STEPHENIE MEYER uses TWILIGHT!
It's super effective!
MOONSTAR-LEGAND'S I.Q. dropped by over 9000 points!
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~Ciccina Aug 6, 2006, 11:04:48 AM
Thanks for the watch! XD

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:jackdirt: C'è un limite a tutto.
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~Shauni Jul 12, 2006, 5:54:22 PM
I'm giving this to everyone on my watch list. xDD Muwhahah!

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Send this rose to everyone you care about including me if you want. (don't.xD)See how many times you get this, if you get a dozen your loved

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~If I was in Transformers: Armada

Carlos-" Holy Guacamole! It's Sideways!"
Me-" REALLY? WHERE?!" * glomps him*
Sw- " AUGHHHHH!"
Kids- " Woah...She like, freaking took out Sideways!"
Carlos- " Now what do we do for twenty more minutes?"
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*RiftWalker Jul 13, 2005, 5:28:03 AM
Thanks for the devwatch :fusionrock:

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When will the world learn that a pregnant woman is an incredibly beautiful sight? :fusionrock:
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~hellwithin8024 Jul 10, 2005, 7:21:03 PM
hey man thankies for the watch! btw im just wondering how you came across my page, glad you like it! :glomp: ;p

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Take me back to yesterday,
Rollin' dice and getting laid,
Everything was A Ok.
:iconrurik36:
~rurik36 Jul 10, 2005, 7:28:09 PM
lol It's not too hard, you post on pretty much every picture that Virus submits and I'm naturally curious so I clicked on your username so I could check out your gallery, mine's a bit small at the moment personally, just one Final Fantasy VII fanfic, but I still think it's a pretty good one at least.

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Deep, deep colour of the leaves awakes me
Deep, deep colour of the sky

Then all the fowls stay silent
And the leaves end their fall
Suddenly I realise
The earth is breathing with me and I cry...
she is now my beloved bride
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